it’s the final countdown to ‘man vs. beast’, ‘beast vs. man’, ‘alex vs. alex’, ‘afleet vs. eben’!
this saturday, be witness to the historical event, it’s ‘alex vs. alex’, for the supremacy of philadelphia. now, some of you might be asking, isn’t afleet alex a horse, and therefore, well, fast? and for that matter, isn’t eben one of the slower of foot that we have ever seen? needless to say, won’t this not even be a contest at all? my answer to you naysayers is…probably, but screw you for lacking in faith!